Archive for September 2011
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose, so you shouldn't give your money to panhandlers because you'll enslave them to the matrix. But guess what? Some panhandlers are faking it. Listen to find out who they really are.
Today, find out which news story the gang thinks is a sign of the impending decline of civilization. Is it the two bozos who tried to recreate Weekend at Bernie's, the drug dealer who owns an alligator, or all-you-can-eat competitions?Also, Marshall takes Justin to task for making fun of Ethiopian restaurants.
Jordan is now a vegan and her colon is so clean you could eat out of it. More importantly, she is not eating chicken, and you won't believe what scientists say eating too much chicken does to you (hint: it makes a certain part of the male anatomy smaller). It's science folks.
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